A DAY IN THE LIFE OF NARC


Being a member of the narc team is no easy buisness. It requires knowlege of drugsw and alchohol, an accurate firing arm, and keen red or blue jumpsuit.

     High School Drug Bust -

Chief:NARC, I've got a mission for you. i need you to head down to the Compton city high school. Rumor has it the famed Das Lof Gang has taken refuge there. Do your best.
Blue:Did you hear that, he thinks we're gonna have trouble at a high school!
Red:Ha ha ha! Lets jet.

Later... At the high school

Blue: How come nobody is in class? Is it recess?
Red: Oh, nobody goes to class here, they just deal drugs. And see how they are all dressed exactly the same? That is the new thing.
Blue How are we gonna find the Das Lof Gang, then?
Red: I hear they fly a helicoptor and shoot a gattling gun.

Later... In the high school

Red: I don't know whether to blow these guys up or just shoot them.
Blue: I frisk them and arrest them. It gets you more... Uhh... Points... Yeah...
Red: Thanks for telling me, I was kinda getting tired of dealers' body parts landing on me. Blue Oh no! the helicopter!!! Helicopter Dude: Ha ha ha!!! We've got a gattling gun!!! After firing 2 rounds, we are going to go into the nearby chemical waste depository.
Red: Not the chemical waste depository!

JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR THE EXITING CONCLUSION OF... HIGH SCHOOL DRUG BUST!