DDONT LET TTHYNE MOTHER EAT YOU IN HER STEW FOR SHE IS HUNGARY AND THEW DRAGONS SLEEP TO THE WEST BE OFF NOW TO SAVE MY DSAUGHTER FROM THE EVIL HANDS OF THE DARK DRAGON FROM THE DARK TOWER ON THE DARK CONITNENT BUT MY FREIND WILL AID YOU HIS NAME IS GUNTTHER HE IS A KNIOGHT OF GOOD WORD AND HONOR SO ME AS YOU KING DONT LET THE BED BUGGS BITE AND DONT RETURN TO ME UNTILL YOU HAVE ALL 4 EMERALDS OF CRONOS, THE EMERAL OF LOVE WHICH IS GAUDRED BY THE GOLD DRAGON ON THE ISLE OF GOODAD AND THE EMERALD OF JOY WHICH IS KEPT IN THE CASTE OF GOOD IN THE NORTH NEX T TO MY MOTHER IN LAWS PLACE AND THE EMERALD OF SORROW WHICH THE DARK LORD HOLD IN HIS GRAVE NEAR HIS EVIL AND WRETCHED HEART AND FINALLY THE EMERALD OF CAPTIAN PLANET WHICH IS CONTROLLED BY TINA TURNER AND HER MINIONS SO BE OFF AND LET THE FORCES OF GOOD GUIDE AS YOU MAKE YOU WAY TO SAVE MY DAUGHTER ELIZABETH WHO IS TO BE WED TO ME BY NEXT TUESDAY SO HURRY OUR FLIGHT LEAVES IN 4 DAYS SO HERE A WEEKS WORTH OF RATIUONS AND THE KET OF OSISIS WHICH WILL OPEN THE WHICH WILL OPEN THE GATES OF HUHGI WHICH IS DOWN SOUTH PAST THE BOOJON STATES WHICH ARE INFEASTED WHICH THE DARK MINOINS WHO TORCHER SAMLL CHILDREN AND EAT NICE ATTREACTIVE MEN (LIKE ME) I ALSO WHICH GIVE YOU THIS, THE LENDGARRY SWORD MACBETH WHCIH YOUI CAN USE TO DEFEAT LORD ZACAMEDESECUARES WHUCH REIGHNS OVER THE CONITINENT OF EVIL WHICH IS PAST THE SEA OF DEATH AND BAD TIMING AND WHICH YOU CANOT GET TO UNLESS YOU HAVE THE FAIRES LOVE WHICH IS IN THE DARK FOREST WHICH IS DOWN WEST YOU MUSAT TELL THE FARIE QUEEN THAT I KING DODOOGO SENT YOU OF THE CASTLE YO WHICH IS IN THE HAPPY STATE OF FOGARINODOMA WHICH IS PROTECTED BUY TTHE DRAGON OF GOOD WHICH DWELL ON MOUNT GOOD NORTH OF HERE, ASK HIM FOR HIS LEAPARD RING, WHICH CAN BE USED FOR MANY REASON THAT WILL HELP YOU MUCH ON YOUR QUEST TO FIND MY DAUGHTER ELIZABETH WHO HOLDS THE KEY OF SHAQUILLE WHCIH CAN BE USED TO OPEN THE DOORS OF FOUT WHICH ARE CURSED NEVER GO THERE OUR A CURE WILL BE PLACE DON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IT WILL MAKE THEM ALL BECOM SHORT PIGMY THINGS THAT EAT COWS AND HANDSOME MEN LIEK ME. SO LEAVE NOW GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOUNERY! FARERWELL AND BEWARE OF KARTHONIS THE FOUL WHO HOLD THE POWER TO THE UNDERWORLD HE TAKES THE SOULS OF HELPLESS TRAVELERS BUT YOU WONT BE HELP CAUSE IM GIVING YOU THIS TO THE EYE OF TOTISUS WHICH WAS GIVIN TO ME BY LADY WERTY OF BONOND SHE ONCE HAD THE POWER TO KILL TO KILL HANDSOM MEN LIKE ME. SO ONCE AGAIN LEAVE ME AND MY CASTLE ALONE, FREELOADERS. SO RESCUE MY DAUGHTER FOR WE ARE TO BE WED!