KingSushi Hello Mr. ACTION MAN, thank you for meeting with me on such short notice. As you know, I have been having trouble distiguishing my website with some icon of power. I was browsing recently and I saw your picture. I said to myself "By Jove, that's it!" But before we get to such... pressing matters, how are you?
ACTION MAN Your a funny looking dude with a little head and great big feet.
KingSushi I'm sorry. Did I do something to offend you. If I have I am most certainly sorry, and I apologize. One thing, though. You did spell "your" wrong. It is supposed to be-
ACTION MAN It seems like your in the land of the giants.
KingSushi Now you're really confusing me. A moment ago you were insulting me and now you are giving me the greatest honor a Korboshian can get. You see, where I come from, being in the land of giants is like being a god. So how are you familiar with korboshianian history?
ACTION MAN They're all out to get you, but you can beat them as long as your partner, Spector keeps a good eye out for those bad guys.
KingSushi Excuse me, that is not even an answer, that is a statement, and a rather odd one at that. Do you want some herbal tea, I find it sooths the nerves.
ACTION MAN The chocolate monsters have taken Lolli. You are Johnny Jawbreaker and must try to rescue her.
KingSushi So do you want candy instead? What is it. You look ferocious, but you are confusing me terribly. I just wish I knew what your action list was.
ACTION MAN Futuristic cowboy straddles a rocket attempting to lasso various robo-cattle.
KingSushi Alright I'm leaving. Ultimate Stuntman, get in here, you deal with this.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WILL KINGSUSHI GET TO USE ACTION MAN'S MUG FOR HIS MASCOT? WILL ULTIMATE STUNTMAN SET THINGS STRAIGHT? WILL JOHNNY JAWBREAKER RESCUE LOLLI FROM THE EVIL CHOCOLATE MONSTERS? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON, THE BATTLE FOR A MASCOT!