"Death Race" an epic...wait nevermnind...that was Zelda...oh well...heres my reveiw..
well...a week or so ago...i walked into my local video outlet...not knowing that i would walk out with.............ummmm a game....anywho that brings me to this reveiw..i dont have any fancy pics but i do have my 2nd grade english level to paint colorful pictures in your mind using my l33t grammer skills....
well i sure am impressed...the people at AGCI((American Game Cartridges Inc.)) took the initiative to see what kind of game 8 year olds on crack would make...i must say im proud...((::a tear falls as he salutes the cartridge::)) any ways.. the cart itself is oddly shaped and colored...its a light gray and is round off at all the corners...
AND I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT COVER ART MEANS NOTHNG! i was looking at it in tha store an im like "DUDE this is a steal at three dollars...THIS GAME LOOKS AWESOME!"......dont evermake that mistake...
anyways...the game itself...
Gameplay: the plot goes like this....OH WAIT there ISNT ONE! but um... the game starts out in a modify mode...where you can upgrade peripheals on your car or get entirely new ones...i have to say that i love this part of the game...after this screen you are taken to the first level.......basically...you ride around running over zombies and shooting helicopters....oh wait it gets much deeper....YOU HAVE TO GET FLAGS TOO! OoOoOoOo...that really spices things up!.....thats the whole game....making zombie pie and killing doodz in helicopters...wait i forgot the l33t flag challenge too! .......
Controls: HA!.....ok ok...picture this... putting your paddle 100 yards away from you on a target...then...you werk it by hurling 10 pound rox at it.....that is what the controls are like for this game....NoN EXISTENT! if you merely tap down on the d-pad it will send your car hertiling at 300000000mph into the unknown....this would have been a good game if the main character was Link, the badguy was Ganon and the TITLE WAS ZELDA!.......
Sound: unbearable...i think they recorded a three year old playing with spoons...
challenge: basically its unplayable.......the real challenge is making this an enjoyable game....
innovations: new meaning to "bad game..."....actually the 2 player mode was ok...it was pretty nice considering the rest of the rest of the game..
Game: Death Race
this game was a waste of three dollars and one big dissapointment
Genre: Action ((lol...i guess...))
Two Players : yup
Play Control : 0.000001
Replay Value: theres no play value...muchless "replay"
Fun Factor : youll have more fun changing your grandma's "depends"
Overall: the only reason you ever need to buy this is if youre an extremely big fan of unlicensed carts.....AND YOU MUST NOT PLAY IT if you buy it....or you will die....