if i was bigstu

i could buy a car with a bumpersticker on it

if i was bigstu

i could watch jeoparody in my underpants

if i was bigstu

i could play metal gear

if i was bigstu

i could find a swiss army knife on the floor

if i was bigstu

i could go river rafting in colorado

if i was bigstu

i could avoid being the biggest screw up ever

if i was bigstu

somebody would like me

if i was bigstu
if i was bigstu